Posts Tagged ‘ Forrest Brakeman ’

Candy Rules!

May 12, 2015
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  I like candy. And I’m a grownup. So there. Now before you get all up in my Triglyceride grill, I don’t binge on it or eat it all day long. But I sure do…

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The Plant Overlords

May 5, 2015
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Sometimes my job as a sound mixer in Show Business takes me to some fascinating and exotic locations, and sometimes it just lands me right in the middle of a commercial plant nursery for 16…

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How To Raise A Family Of Women

March 31, 2015
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I’m completely screwed. I have three daughters. Besides the obvious joy that statement brings, it also means several other things: I have no hair, I’m never right, there will be three colleges, three weddings, and…

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The Bright Lights Of Bowling

March 6, 2015
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I went downtown to L.A. Live the other night to try out a cool nightclub called Lucky Strike that promised to be the “most exciting foray into chic entertainment,” but instead became a head-on collision…

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I Saw The Apocalypse

February 25, 2015
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  I caught a frightening glimpse of the apocalypse, and it’s worse than you think. Yesterday our power was out all day and we were plunged into a darkness beyond what light can illuminate.  I…

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The Realist’s Workout

February 6, 2015
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At first blush, it seemed like my boss had done me a huge favor by letting me off early last week. What a great opportunity. I could catch up on some errands, do some banking…

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Who Crisped My Bacon, Damnit?

January 29, 2015
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You know what really crisps my bacon? Hospitals and colleges. I am so tired of getting solicitations from hospitals and colleges asking me to give generously, or how about sending us some extra money because…

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Get Me A Massage…Stat!

January 13, 2015
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Here in Los Angeles, everyone wants a massage all the time. To hear people talk, you’d think that it ranks right after air on the list of basic human needs. The problem is, where to…

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Lawyers For The Little Guys

December 2, 2014
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For the first time in my three hundred seventy five years in Show Business, I worked on a commercial for lawyers. Usually the only lawyers who advertise on TV are the bottom feeders that want…

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Hot? Again?

October 1, 2014
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Here is something that happens every October in Southern California that I’ll bet most of the country never has to experience: a heat wave. Temps are forecasted to be in the 100’s by this weekend.…

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