Tag: funny
New Wordsworth Poems Discovered!
The literary community is abuzz over the discovery of a heretofore unknown collection of poems by the English poet William Wordsworth. The cache includes early verses, giving scholars new insight into the poet’s youth. As […]
How Not to Get a Literary Agent
2015. Resolutions are my thing. I love making them. I rarely keep them, but I love the process. I am still working on the 50-pound weight loss from 2010 and the healthy eating mantra of […]
Unicorn Bites #587
Midwest weather update: My snowman just froze to death. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, 2015 Me: Why don’t you listen to me? 4-year-old: You don’t have enough dragons. Me: Dragons aren’t real. 4: Not […]
Souls of the Damned Loves Ice Cream
A man saw what he describes as “the souls of the damned” in his McDonald’s ice cream sundae. While some religious folk saw the “omen” as a reminder of how the world has turned toward […]