They call me “Smart One”.
It doesn’t say a lot for the rest of the collective, that they call me the “smart one”. I’m the one who usually finds the way home when we end up in an Eastern European […]
Tag: funny
The Afternoon of April 27, 1968.
Jill Y and I have done our fair share of traveling. Why only today, Jill Y traveled to work and then traveled home again while I slept with an imagination that spanned several continents. The […]
The Secret Fat Diary
I’m fat. I’m not pleasingly plump, womanly or plus sized. I’m fat. F-a-t. Fat. Period. Okay. I am big and beautiful. But that’s as far as I’ll go with the euphemisms. If it weren’t for […]
You definitely got game but I’m not playing.
From as far back as the days before things happened, Math has tried to seat itself at the table. I’ll be the first to admit that the abacus is as useful as Penicillin but that […]
Unicorn Bites 6/29/14
The only bad time for cheese is SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH THERE IS NO BAD TIME. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 29, 2014 Second marriages: because every good horror movie deserves a sequel — Exploding […]
Decisions Can Be Difficult
Indecisive, uncertain, hesitant, call it what you like but I’m full of it and always have been. It must be sweet to have an ambition to aim for. Me? I’ve always been me and that […]
The Good Doctor & The Monster Spray.
The first time I set eyes on Jill Y, I was convinced she could hear as well as see the tongue hanging out of my mouth. As luck had it, I didn’t totally disgust her […]
Unicorn Bites 6/26/14
Me: I’m vacuuming. I’ll close the door so I don’t bother you. Wife: Thanks. Me: *turns on vacuum* *takes a nap* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 26, 2014 4-year-old: How do birds fly? Me: Their […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Stacey Roberts
This week, It had the honor of welcoming Stacey Roberts to the show. Stacey is one of my favorite writers, and his book Trailer Trash With A Girl’s Name will make you laugh out loud […]
The lady doth protest too much.
People – When you boil it down, we’re pretty much all the same. When something is forbidden, we immediately want it more. When I was a little mocker, I used to play in the schoolyard and […]