The Place to Take a Humor Break
I’m tired of all these needy people, always refusing to take responsibility for themselves, and crying at the slightest discomfort. Babies should just grow up already. They’re bald and toothless, anti-social, and they can’t give […]
Parents pass along all kinds of traits to their children. I am blessed to have blue eyes, an articulate demeanor, a 6’3″ muscular stature, and a pendulum between my thighs. But there is one thing […]
There was an oil spill, so I wanted to visit the beach again before it got completely covered with crude. Somehow, a black, sticky beach would be less romantic. You can’t bury your sweetheart […]
After a long hiatus—which is Latin for “rehab”—I have returned to bring you more great stuff on even more great stuff. Before you start judging me about the whole rehab thing, please know that I […]
It was a beautiful day here in the trailer park. And since there were no major backups at the sewage plant and everything flowed as scheduled, I decided to take a break from my mayoral […]
This morning on the way to work, I came upon a pair of squirrels moving slowly across the road. I don’t think they noticed me, so I slowed down to avoid making squirrel pancakes. They […]
Shocking revelations were revealed about Melvin Dinkledorf, representative of his state’s 8th district. New reports by over 12 different sources have shown that although he has been married for 36 years, he has not ever […]
I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t […]
Have you ever wondered where all the kind and generous people have gone to? It seems like everyone now is out there to screw you in some way, shape or form. And while I’m all […]
Last night while flipping through the channels, I came upon the show, Celebrity Ghost Stories. I have to say Hollywood’s stars have some pretty creepy experiences to share. During this episode, I watched Christopher Knight, […]