Schrodinger’s Gas
A bit of gas from the stomach leaves the body through the mouth as a belch. A pocket of gas in the intestines exits the body via the butt as a fart. There must be […]
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The Perfect “Friend Couple”
Two commercials aired back-to-back. The first featured a couple talking in bed about their new KY Jelly product that enhances sensations and takes their sex life to new heights. The second featured a couple in […]
The REAL Difference Between Men and Women: A Comedy of Airs
Everybody knows that men have penises and women have vaginas, but a lot of misinformation is floating around about the difference between the two sexes. For instance, some stereotyping individuals claim that women love to […]
Close Call
Oregon is one of two states where you can’t pump your own gas. When you pull into the station, an attendant asks how much gas you want, takes your card, and then pumps your fuel. […]
Clearing the Air
Are you a fan of Brussel sprouts but find that they are not a fan of you? Does the phrase “cut the cheese” mean something to you besides obtaining a slice of warm brie with […]
Three Steps off the Porch into Hell
A few weeks ago while I was sitting on my porch I started pondering the content of the GOP debates on the local and national news stations. These debates have helped me to form a theory on politics. If you […]