Bad Artist #25, Supermarkets
SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #1 Please sir, will you move? Stop reading those cans and move. I need to buy soup. SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #2 Don’t care if it has Monosodium glutamate Buy the frickin’ can. […]
Tag: haiku
Bad Artist #24, Resolutions
RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted. RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De […]
Bad Artist #23, Christmas
CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus. CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. – […]
Bad Artist #22, My Wish
MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me. MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful […]
Bad Artist #21, Driving
DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me. DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to […]
Bad Artist #19, Laundry
LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time. LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I […]
Bad Artist #17, Appreciation
CARBON HAIKU #1 Carbon, oh carbon! Though you’re the eight element I like you the best. CARBON HAIKU #2 Carbon, oh carbon! You’re in every pencil, and all grammar schools. – Paul R. […]
Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets
SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1 Blocking the aisle. Have you taken up residence? Please make up your mind. SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2 Blocking the aisle. Hey, are you memorizing The ingredients? – Paul R. De Lancey, […]
Bad Artist #14, Medical Insurance
INSURANCE HAIKU #1 I call insurance. I see continents drifting While I wait, wait, wait INSURANCE HAIKU #2 The check’s in the mail. Your call is very important. We’ll be right with you. […]
Bad Artist #12, Writing
FIRST WRITING HAIKU My novel’s stalled. How shall I save the hero? So I write haiku. SECOND WRITING HAIKU I can’t write the scene. Words fail me. I keep hearing, Iggy piggy poo. […]