Most kids just naturally go through an awkward stage. I, however, was pushed into it by my mother who thought the new “poodle” perm of the 1960’s was going to look cute on me. It […]
I have no money but did you know that Don Trump’s pretend hair has more money that two Bill Y’s would make in 67,827,009 years? Don’t worry, not many people did. Life has a habit […]
Razors are damned cool. I spend a lot of time with mine, because I am one seriously hairy bastard.
According to a photo article in the Huffington Post (which is an article aimed at readers who can’t read a lot of words), men have problems bonding with a woman whose house contains or exhibits […]
Donald Trump says he has REALLY BIG news about Barack Obama that he will release via Twitter on Wednesday. The real estate tycoon told FOX News that they will definitely be talking about the major […]
Mitt Romney promised to create 12 million new jobs if elected. Most of those will be people hired to fix his hair.
In recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he, too, spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also […]
Finding a gray pubic hair can be depressing, especially if it’s still connected to your grandma.
Donald Trump doubts the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate. Trump has seen it, but just can’t believe it – much the same reaction the rest of the world gets when we look at his hair
I had to make a quick trip to the mall. I knew what I wanted and where I could get it, so this was going to be a destination shopping event – no browsing or window […]