Tag: humor
Barbie Bitch aka Kim Kardashian
I often get confused for a talented man with a sense of humor who has and an actual interest in what people say or do. I don’t know how it happens but it happens. Some people […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: The Workplace
It isn’t advisable to tell your boss to take the project he just assigned you and shove it up his ass. He might shove it up yours instead. It would be awfully embarrassing to have […]
Jesus and the Little Woman
Recently, an ancient papyrus fragment was discovered that mentioned Jesus had a wife. Which certainly makes it easier to understand why he was so willing to get on that cross. In fact, now I can’t […]
The slightly unusual conversation between Sara and Guest
Guest was dying. He needed a kidney. They were all out of kidneys at the kidney shop so he searched online and found himself talking to Sara. Guest spoke and Sara spoke. The conversation went […]
Stupid Stalkers
Lindsay Lohan accused a NYC man she met in a nightclub of assault. Police said the accusation could not be substantiated. Danny Bonaduce accused a crazed fan of biting him at an event in Tacoma, […]
The Bacon Shortage: What Can Men Do?
Men, be brave. I have disheartening news. According to the NPA or the National Pig Association of Great Britain, there will be a worldwide bacon shortage next year. The US pig farmers concur. Apparently, drought […]
The Credible King
You might say to yourself, “I know who The Credible Hulk is” but not everyone does and for the benefit of those who don’t, your eyes will communicate a thought to your brain right now: […]
How Chief Money Maker Lost a Finger Because of Dust
“Hey B-Bop…count Chief Money Maker’s toes.” The four-year old child of a friend jumped on the task and began counting down Chief’s toes as they peeked out of his sandals. “…seven………….eight……………..nine???” Then he stood there […]