Unicorn Bites 12/25/13

I overheard my 3-year-old say, “I love your mustache.” When we got home I gave her ice cream because she said it to my mother-in-law. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 25, 2013 Divorce […]

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Gary & Lydia

Never underestimate the human mind. Uncle Gary loved Lydia for a long time. She taught him how to make his own sandwich, how to string proper, cohesive sentences together and how to bring back clothes […]

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Unicorn Bites 10/25/13

My wife wants me to be prepared for emergencies, but then she gets mad when I stock up on ammo to kill zombies. Make up your mind, woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]

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