Legalizing Weed and Other Substances
After considerable thought (at least five minutes’ worth), I have come to the conclusion that it is a big mistake to legalize any presently controlled substances. As we have all been told for generations, you […]
After considerable thought (at least five minutes’ worth), I have come to the conclusion that it is a big mistake to legalize any presently controlled substances. As we have all been told for generations, you […]
I’ll bet you thought you were free of these. 1. If your cat is a Bon Jovi fan, don’t let anybody know. It is a shameful family secret that must never be revealed to the […]
1. Cats are smart. Don’t try to have a battle of wits with one of them, because they will never quit until they have pounded you into the ground, sat on you and forced you […]
This week, I am taking a major step in the well being of my family. I think the Lohans (the famous Lindsay messed-up-as-I-can-get Lohans), have inspired me. I am staging an intervention for my dog, […]
As college students pack up for the campus return, parents are advised to keep a watchful eye on what’s being tossed into the duffle bag. That’s right, you might think your biggest parenting hurdle is convincing […]
1. Even if only two people are together in one room, they will not be able to agree on what to watch on TV. 2. The best way to enliven your wardrobe is to go […]
1. Don’t walk out into a rainstorm without an umbrella right after you have spent $65 on a wash, cut and blow dry. It is also counterproductive to stick your head under water like Georgy […]
We have a dog, and as anyone who has ever owned a dog knows, it’s a lot like owning a car. Before the animal rights activists start sending nasty e-mails, all I meant is that […]
There are 78 million dogs in the US, and many are latch key dogs – left at home while their owners do the unforgivable: go out and earn a living to keep them in designer […]