Tales of Trump Surrogates
According to an unnamed source, Trump held a huge party to celebrate his ongoing outreach to the African-American community and to show support for his very vocal surrogates. To keep the “corrupt media” away and […]
According to an unnamed source, Trump held a huge party to celebrate his ongoing outreach to the African-American community and to show support for his very vocal surrogates. To keep the “corrupt media” away and […]
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President. After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious. […]
If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate. She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure. She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding and […]
My Political Endorsement: Bipartisan candidate, Jack Daniels for President in 2016. Wait, what . . . he’s dead? I beg to differ, my fellow Americans. I see and talk to him at least five or […]
“I promised everyone who campaigns for me will get a big ass bottle of Bacardi. Just use my very clever hash tags, #GotRum and #TrumpsRump or keep drinking until I look like a real Presidential […]
Bobby Jindal, the Louisiana Governor who recently dropped out of the Presidential race stated in one of his speeches, “We’ve had enough of talkers. It is time for doers.” I totally agree with ya’ Bobby! […]