Tag: recipes
Orange Goat’s Milk Soap
ORANGE GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon orange mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base ¾ teaspoon orange essential oil 2 tablespoons fresh orange zest* isopropyl alcohol or […]
When I was Unambiguously Better Than a Professional Football Player
1) I forget the year, but the San Diego Chargers were essentially one play away from making it to the Super Bowl. They had their best team ever. The situation: The Chargers were leading the […]
Misheard Lyrics of Patsy Cline
The great Patsy Cline had a big hit with the excellent song, “Walkin’ After Midnight.” Now doesn’t her word “me” sound like “bee.” I have questions. Why is Patsy looking for a bee after midnight? I […]
Strawberry Milk
American Dessert STRAWBERRY MILK INGREDIENTS 6 cups milk 1½ pounds fresh strawberries* ¾ cup sugar ½ cup water SPECIAL UTENSILS blender fine mesh colander 7 cups of mason jars or […]
You Need to See Santa Claus Playing a Piano
We need to things that make us happy. Someone playing a piano makes us happy. Seeing Santa Claus makes us happy. Thus, seeing Santa Claus playing piano makes us very happy. Not only that we […]
Misheard Lyrics of Fleetwood Mac
The great group Fleetwood Mac had a huge hit with their song “Tell Me Lies.” Part of it went: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies“Tell me lies,” But doesn’t “lies” sound like “lice?” […]
