Unicorn Bites 9/9/13
In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put […]
Tag: toys
The Post Office Is the Happy Place to Be
I went to the post office to mail a package. I was expecting to wait in line, and I knew going into that building that the inevitable 20-minute wait would feel like four hours. In […]
The Final Bastion of Manhood Falls….
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a bit of a “Toy Whisperer.” I mean, if I had a superpower it would be knowing the perfect toy for each kid. Birthdays, holidays, elementary school graduations […]
Holiday Fun #2
Can’t figure out what to get your kids for Christmas? That’s ok, I’m here to help. Why not get them a stick? They’re fun to play with, and according to Jonathan Liu at Wired Magazine […]
My Dad always said Big Girls need Lovin’ Too, But this is Ridiculous!
This has been an interesting week at the trailer park. We had a couple of very large women move in three trailers down from us. The bigger of the two weighs about 300 and has […]
When Fetishes Fail
A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked. The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]