A Valentine Message, Or Else
I’m going to tell you a secret: A secret that will seem stunning, coming from a man who writes romance novels: I’m not romantic. At all. This comes as no surprise to my wife, I’m […]
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Shoot The Messenger
I finally know why Cupid carries a sack of arrows. It’s not to shoot unsuspecting victims and make them fall in love with each other – because that’s a childish and stupid concept – and […]
Hooray, Hooray for Valentine’s Day
One glance at the calendar reminded me of two items that needed immediate attention. One, my winter turnout blanket has hatched a fragrance that does not resemble Channel No. 5. Two, I must upgrade my […]
The Gift of Joy?
Each holiday, I search the internet to help you in your quest to find the perfect gift. For this Valentine’s Day gift, I found only one gift because after stumbling upon this, I felt my […]
Unicorn Bites 2/7/14
You’re right, teenagers: We don’t know what you’re going through. The rest of us skipped straight from 12 to 20. Best decision we ever made. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 7, 2014 Justin Bieber smoked […]
Unicorn Bites 1/28/14
Coworker: Can you jump my car? Me: Probably. I can jump pretty high. Coworker: I’ll ask someone else. Me: Is it because I’m white? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 28, 2014 1-year-old: *takes my ChapStick* […]
Valentine’s Day
EVERY YEAR, FEBRUARY 14th comes around to remind everyone of how much High Street greetings cards shops love them. Although thousands of people across the globe indulge in sending gooey sweet messages to their “Bunnykins” […]
Don’t mention it guys, you’re welcome.
Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how […]
Valentine’s Day Matchmaking: Go for the Purls
According to the owner of my local yarn shop, the hottest place to hook up is at a knitting class. The store claims to have been instrumental in four successful love matches, proving that if […]
