Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.

Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason, […]

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The Horrors of Holiday Food

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   People, we need to talk about holiday food. I know what you’re thinking: “The holidays are over! Don’t make us rehash holiday hash!” Yeah, well, these days you’re never far […]

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Unicorn Bites 2/14/14

Wife: What did you get me for Valentine’s Day? Me: The gift of being married to me. You’re all invited to my funeral. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 14, 2014 After dying due to mechanical […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart […]

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