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Steaming Hot Hotel Deals

February 5, 2015
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Steaming Hot Hotel Deals

With the movie version of 50 Shades Of Grey dropping on Valentines Day, hotels are offering movie-themed packages to draw customers. The B Ocean Resort in Fort Lauderdale is offering a collection of steamy amenities…

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Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.

Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.

Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason,…

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The Horrors of Holiday Food

February 27, 2014
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The Horrors of Holiday Food

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   People, we need to talk about holiday food. I know what you’re thinking: “The holidays are over! Don’t make us rehash holiday hash!” Yeah, well, these days you’re never far…

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Alex doesn’t choose his words well.

Alex doesn’t choose his words well.

Alex is going to experience ice-cold Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Unicorn Bites 2/14/14

February 14, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 2/14/14

Wife: What did you get me for Valentine’s Day? Me: The gift of being married to me. You’re all invited to my funeral. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 14, 2014 After dying due to mechanical…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 14, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart…

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A Valentine Message, Or Else

February 14, 2014
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A Valentine Message, Or Else

I’m going to tell you a secret: A secret that will seem stunning, coming from a man who writes romance novels: I’m not romantic. At all. This comes as no surprise to my wife, I’m…

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Shoot The Messenger

February 12, 2014
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Shoot The Messenger

I finally know why Cupid carries a sack of arrows.  It’s not to shoot unsuspecting victims and make them fall in love with each other – because that’s a childish and stupid concept – and…

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Hooray, Hooray for Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2014
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One glance at the calendar reminded me of two items that needed immediate attention. One, my winter turnout blanket has hatched a fragrance that does not resemble Channel No. 5. Two, I must upgrade my…

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The Gift of Joy?

February 11, 2014
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The Gift of Joy?

Each holiday, I search the internet to help you in your quest to find the perfect gift. For this Valentine’s Day gift, I found only one gift because after stumbling upon this, I felt my…

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