Missed Opportunity: The Superbro
Yes, I wrote this before last weekend, trying to predict an intriguing Super Bowl. Still it might be worth a re-read: HARBAUGH V HARBAUGH: THE SUPERBRO The chances are good of it happening and I’ve […]
Month: January 2012
And the Oscar Should Go To…
Well, the Academy Award Nominations are in, and I, like so many, are devastated that the Academy failed to recognize with an Oscar nomination the GOP for their stellar performance as the party who cares […]
God and the GOP Race
God: Rick, Keep running… Rick Santorum: Really? OK, Awesome! God: I wasn’t finished. Rick Santorum: Sorry, I was just excited. God: Keep running and throw yourself off a cliff. Rick Santorum: Dear God! God: And […]
Mario is a menace
Jill Y was bothering me 56% more than was I bothering her so I applied to the Government for a grant for earplugs to drone out her whining. I can’t believe that you can only […]
Our Chilluns Isn’t Learnins Stuffs
This new survey scares me, because I want today’s kids to get SMARTER, faster. After all, they’re going to be ccooking up my fries and doing my dry cleaning one day. So, I want them […]
Finally, we are free!
Send all your men here ladies!!! This place is a haven for both sexes! A sigh of relief from the women of the world could push our planet over a couple of miles! (well, maybe […]
Okay, Now What?
I was kind of stewing around, trying to think of something to write about. Then I read Donna Cavanagh’s Curing the Blues, right here at https://humoroutcasts.com/2012/curing-the-blues/ . I said to myself, “Depression. Hmmm. Kathryn, if […]
Time to Stop Looking
So, it’s been well over 20 years. I hate to break it to everyone, but Carmen San Diego is most likely dead. I know what you’re thinking, and I had the same question, where the […]
Gender Predicting…the Old Fashioned Way
My wife is 19 weeks pregnant today, and this afternoon we’re going to her doctor for an ultrasound to (hopefully) determing the baby’s gender. [NOTE: our fingers are crossed that the baby’s legs won’t be…] […]
Curing the Blues
I read this article about how to get rid of the blues. I am not talking big time depression, but the temporary “Damn, I gained five pounds” or the “Damn, my day sucks” or the […]