Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my huge misunderstanding of our Reverend’s sermon. When he asked that we all reflect and slumber on the words he spoke I thought he meant immediately. I was wrong, Amen. […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
(Yes, I know it’s not Friday but hey I’m getting old and forgetful) Dear Lord, please do not judge me for my rude behavior. When our pastor proclaimed that Jesus turned water into wine […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and restraint to not strangle my corporate husband for his temporary bout of insanity. He desperately wanted to go golfing with his college buddies, but had a very […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my Uncle Marty’s misunderstanding of my instructions. When I asked him to keep an eye on the kids while I went shopping he took it quite literally, Amen. […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind me to be more specific when my children asked me what I want for Mother’s Day. I said I simply wanted a flower from each of them. I guess I got […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please if ever there was a time I needed your divine forgiveness it’s now. I asked my flea market buddy to keep an eye on my elderly grandma while I used the restroom. […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party. She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my uncontrollable laughter at our 80-year-old Grandpa Wilbert’s response to my kids’ innocent question. When they came for a visit, little Kenny asked if he had seen Grandma’ Clara’s Jenga? He […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my repetitive face palming toward my dimwitted NASCAR buddy. When I asked him if we could talk and have open discourse about the safety direction of the track, he […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have […]