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How I Learned to Fear the Porta-John This probably works best if you check out my picture at the end of the post. 
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1. Thou shalt not drip candle wax onto thy neighbor’s coat. 2. Thou shalt not smoke up the entire church with incense, thereby causing much coughing and sputtering among the people. 3. Thou shalt speak…
Note to self: call my household a religion, avoid taxes. KaraFamily Guy/American Dad/TCS Producer/Citizen of the World. My opinions are my own, and do not NECESSARILY reflect Fox's positions…
It was Halloween of 1955, and the kids of St. Joseph’s Catholic Elementary School had been looking forward to it, along with every other kid in the United States. We got to dress up in…
Dear (insert name): Please stop telling me I need to repent and get right with God because I am Catholic. I have already repented. In fact, I repent all the time. That’s what Catholics do.…
One of the most thoughtful episodes of Fox’s “The Simpsons” involves Lisa questioning her faith after the family church had “sold out,” allowing advertisements and sponsors to infiltrate the house of worship (including the Noid!).…
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Before anyone comes at me with holy water and an exorcism prayer, let me explain that I am a good Catholic. I go to mass; I carry a rosary in my purse; I believe in…
There have always been questions for which humanity has been dying, sometimes literally, for an answer. Why do bad things happen? What happens after we die? Why do some people want to kill other people…
You’ve heard of In-Crowds, right? Every school has them, even Catholic schools, where they used to make kids wear uniforms, form lines and try to look pious. Some kids just naturally fall into the Cool…
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to explain to my 80-year-old grandfather that slipping his Viagra under grandmom’s breasts won’t keep them erect, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple…
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