Tebow Comes Down the Earth
I had long wondered: Why doesn’t God just show up in the sky with a flaming head and say, “Hey, Look at me! I’m God! Believe in me!” if it’s so important to him? I […]
Year: 2011
Solving Problems
Last month, I got an email from a tutoring service (I don’t know why). In the body of the email were some algebra or calculus equations — you know, something mathy and then a short […]
Admission of guilt
This is one uncomfortable story so if you’re easily offended by someone who sleeps with lots of people, becomes pregnant with child and doesn’t know who the father is, I suggest you continue reading and […]
Chanukah Schmanukah
Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of year, […]
If Age is Just a Number, Why is Mine Multiplying?
It’s not my imagination. It was only a really short time ago when I was rolling around our backstreet on clamp-style roller skates, riding a second-hand bicycle with pedal brakes without even thinking of putting […]
Parking Lot Peace On Earth
Twas a week before Christmas and I was out on my own Shopping and running; I would complain and groan “What has become of this holiday season People have lost their sense of compassion and […]
The writing’s on the wall for Little Dill Y
Jill Y and I are not the type of parents who are likely to do anything crazy like raise our voices, walk briskly or get some fresh air. We have a simple set of rules […]
Space Aliens to Inject New Spy Gear into Human Orifice
Outer Space isn’t so far out… Today, believers and nonbelievers alike are flabbergasted over the latest news publicized by the notorious internet hackers, known as Anonymous. Earlier this week, members of the vigilante group broke […]
The Ballad of Juan Kerr
When I woke up one morning my girlfriend, she had gone. Well, if I was really honest I never did have one. But if I did have one she’d be bound to up and go: […]