John Boehner’s Next Job
Lost in the recent drama over the Fiscal Cliff is the issue of picking a new Secretary of State. Obama has nominated John Kerry, but the Cliff battle has shown that a far better candidate […]
Year: 2013
Home Intruders
An NBC affiliate in Florida reported that a couple returned from vacation and discovered that not only had someone broken into their home but had eaten their food and slept in their bed. One eyewitness […]
There, problem solved, argument over.
Bill Y wouldn’t be a big fan of conflict, preferring instead to laugh at life through the eyes of a deluded, misunderstood genius who will not give up trying to figure out how those damn […]
Suzy Soro Press News for Celebrity sTalker
We love to promote our HumorOutcasts.com writers! As many of our readers know, Suzy Soro recently released through HumorOutcasts Press Celebrity sTalker– Stories from a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. […]
Local Boy Notices Lack of Christmas Visits For Non-Christians and Poor, Determines Santa Is Republican
After consulting with several other boys his age, local boy Christopher Jones has determined that although Santa brought him a nice haul of presents this Christmas, the big fat jolly man seems to be kind […]
They told him he could not be furniture
There lives in a house on a hill, beside a railroad with trees and a dog who barks the music of the French composer Louis-Nicolas Clérambault, a man. Remaining nameless because he doesn’t really exist, […]
Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t
For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in […]
Book judging by covers
Fake Swedish girl is not Swedish. She’s as real as the sweat on Bono’s brow as he berates the bejaysus out of an audience that gets what they want. Fake Swedish girl has blonde hair. Because […]