The Place to Take a Humor Break
Summer’s just around the corner–time to head to the beach! But if, like many people, you’re flabby from a winter spent indoors slurping down beer and eating fondue, here are some tips on getting into “swimsuit” […]
It’s really cute and all to suppose that our household pets understand words. They understand dick-squat. Sorry to ruin the pet party. Sure, Newman will come when I say “Newman”, but he’ll also come […]
Gerbil News Network sort of values your opinion, and wants to know what you think. Please take a few minutes to complete our Customer Satisfaction Survey. 1. One television critic has described Anderson Cooper as […]
(Yes, I know it’s not Friday but hey I’m getting old and forgetful) Dear Lord, please do not judge me for my rude behavior. When our pastor proclaimed that Jesus turned water into wine […]
Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/
BUT NOT THIS ONE … Not long ago, the local Acme Super Market began providing discounts on Tuesdays to a particular class of shoppers. You know who I mean. It is that class of shoppers commonly […]
The other day Elvis and I (no, he’s not dead, he’s alive and well living in Scranton, PA) were contemplating, what if he could help falling in love with you? What if Pharrell never got […]
