Be afraid Mark, be very afraid…
Year: 2022
Eating and Educating Shrimp
Indian Entree SPICY SHRIMP INGREDIENTS 1 green chile3 tablespoons fresh cilantro1 onion2 tomatoes1 teaspoon fennel seeds2 tablespoons peanut, sesame, or vegetable oil1 teaspoon chili powder1 teaspoon cumin½ teaspoon garam masala1 teaspoon minced garlic1 teaspoon minced […]
Reasons Putin Gives For Amassing 100,000 Russian Troops On Ukrainian Border
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren’t as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black […]
Freedonians Cry Foul as ATMs Give Other Olympians More Money
BEIJING. The opening ceremony of the XXIVth Winter Olympics had just wound down here tonight when Szlxki “Red” Nvorkgz, a member of the Freedonian Scotch-Mixed Doubles Curling Team, bolted for an ATM kiosk of the […]
American Psychiatric Association Diagnoses Republican National Committee, Recommends Treatment “Immediately, If Not Sooner”
For the first time in its 178-year history, the American Psychiatric Association has identified an entire organization as mentally ill. In the wake of the Republican National Committee’s February 4th resolution characterizing the January 6th, […]
My Cat, Unregistered Investment Advisor
An orange tabby cat beat professionals in a stock-picking competition. He made his selections by throwing his favorite toy mouse on a grid of numbers allocated to different companies. The Guardian I’m “working” […]
Snow Spoiled
Okay, so, we survived the Snowstorm of ’22. That just isn’t as catchy as the Blizzard of ’78, but it never quite got to blizzard status–it was just a regular snowstorm. At least, it was […]
