Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/31/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a major snowstorm, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Year: 2022
Next Time You Want to Lose Money, Call Me First
The business news story of the year so far is that Mark Zuckerberg lost $30 billion Thursday when the stock price of Facebook’s parent company went into a nose dive. When this sort of thing happens to […]
NFL Will Add White Players to Team Rosters to Reduce Embarrassing Racial Discrepancy in Head-Coaching Ranks
In response to the racial discrimination lawsuit recently filed by Brian Flores, the National Football League announced yesterday that it will voluntarily initiate a program to add white players to teams until a point is […]
Lounge Singer’s Road to Top Paved With Bad Detentions
EAST BOSTON, Mass. Bobby Santosuosso fiddles nervously with his bow tie as he waits in the wings at the Aborted Take-Off Lounge, a crowded night spot that overlooks Runway 5N at Logan International Airport here. […]
F**kin’ Nature Poets Put the Curse Into Verse
MAYNARD, Mass. Anthony “Big Tony” Scalzi, a rough-looking man who wears a sleeveless denim jacket and rides a motorcycle, doesn’t fit the stereotypical image of a poet, but that’s okay with him. “Frankly, I couldn’t give […]
Sour Cream Porridge and Norwegian Volcanoes
Norwegian Breakfast SOUR CREAM PORRIDGE(Rømmegrøt) INGREDIENTS 2 cups sour cream½ cup flour, wheat flour, or semolina (½ cup more later)½ cup flour, wheat flour, or semolina3½ cups warm milk½ teaspoon salt2 tablespoons cinnamon sugar2 tablespoon […]