Unsolved Musical Mysteries – The Flip Side
The other day Elvis and I (no, he’s not dead, he’s alive and well living in Scranton, PA) were contemplating, what if he could help falling in love with you? What if Pharrell never got […]
The other day Elvis and I (no, he’s not dead, he’s alive and well living in Scranton, PA) were contemplating, what if he could help falling in love with you? What if Pharrell never got […]
Sometimes Albert (yes, I know he’s dead but work with me) and I wonder, what if Pink Floyd didn’t put another brick in the wall? What if Kenny Roger’s never met up with the gambler? […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and restraint to not strangle my corporate husband for his temporary bout of insanity. He desperately wanted to go golfing with his college buddies, but had a very […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my Uncle Marty’s misunderstanding of my instructions. When I asked him to keep an eye on the kids while I went shopping he took it quite literally, Amen. […]
Dear Lord, please remind me to be more specific when my children asked me what I want for Mother’s Day. I said I simply wanted a flower from each of them. I guess I got […]
Dear Lord, please if ever there was a time I needed your divine forgiveness it’s now. I asked my flea market buddy to keep an eye on my elderly grandma while I used the restroom. […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party. She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my uncontrollable laughter at our 80-year-old Grandpa Wilbert’s response to my kids’ innocent question. When they came for a visit, little Kenny asked if he had seen Grandma’ Clara’s Jenga? He […]
When my daughter Mia was little she went to a Irish Preschool called, Lilliput Learning Academy. She would go in the mornings and I would pick her up later in the afternoon. This particular morning […]
I know, you’re all wondering how in God’s little green acre is farming sexy? Let me explain. Farming is indeed sexy. Just ask the guys at my Farming Community Center, aka the local bar. Nothing […]