Why I’m Not a Foodie
I recently attended a dinner party thrown by a friend who fancies herself a gourmet chef. She’d prepared a lavish dinner for six and I was the first to finish eating because everybody else just […]
Category: Fiction
The Gym Is A Vehicle Of Deception
It’s another big day at the gym. I started today’s session aggressively, punching a gym bag. I had to pound that thing to get it into my locker. The lockers here are tiny. The highlight […]
Anaconda Man Inspires a Rash of Copycat Stunts
Following the success of the Discovery Channel’s screening of a man being swallowed by a giant anaconda snake, other networks are reportedly planning similar spectacles to boost their ratings. The imitators are keeping their plans […]
I can’t get no sleep.
I’m a big fan of the naturally recurring state characterised by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles or as I like to call it, sleep. Sleeping is associated […]
Your Alien Love Advisor
Contacts between aliens and earthlings are increasing, and becoming hotter all the time! Unfortunately, most romantic advice columns just assume that both parties are human–that’s where Your Alien Love Advisor comes in! Alien Love Advisor […]
The Royals are a Royal Pain
Attention NYC and DC: The Royals are coming, the royals are coming…. Not all the Royals, of course! Only Prince William and his pregnant spouse, Kate. Is she Lady Kate, Dame Kate, Her Highness Kate […]
An interview with “A Walking Shadow” Authors Deborah Fezelle and Sherry Yanow
Last week, Shorehouse Books released from authors Deborah Fezelle and Sherry Yanow, the sequel to The Evil That Men Do—A Walking Shadow. The new book and “EVIL” are available on Amazon.com in both print and […]
Bad Artist #20, Grammar
GRAMMAR HAIKU #1 It is a truism. Good grammar and chocolates Will impress your date. GRAMMAR HAIKU #2 Remember tonight, Lust is fleeting but grammar Endures forever. – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist […]
Need a Christmas or Holiday Gift: HO HO HO to the rescue: Part I
Another holiday season is upon us, and there is no better gift than a good book. Don’t know which book to buy? Well, here are some great books(kindles too) from HOPress-ShorehouseBooks authors and our author […]