I am a criminal and I deserved to be punished.
I am a criminal. I am a criminal and I deserve to be punished. My crime was heinous. I ask for no mercy. Were I to sentence myself, I would throw the book at me […]
I am a criminal. I am a criminal and I deserve to be punished. My crime was heinous. I ask for no mercy. Were I to sentence myself, I would throw the book at me […]
Hawaiian Entree HAWAIIAN SALAD INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 1 chicken breast 1 12 ounce can SPAMTM 1/4 head lettuce 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1 cup pineapple juice* ½ cup cheddar cheese 1 cup mayonnaise 1 cup […]
In the old days, novelists used to aspire both to literary greatness and to popularity, a/k/a fame and wealth. This means their novels had to have plots, as well as Great Writing. Nowadays, “literary” novelists* […]
Something irregular occurred over the winter. We horses have morphed into one color—bay. It’s as if I enrolled in a genetic research project that advanced earth tones. Adding to these shades of sameness, a dozen new […]
Oregon is one of two states where you can’t pump your own gas. When you pull into the station, an attendant asks how much gas you want, takes your card, and then pumps your fuel. […]
Well this has never happened before. The entire collective is in agreement. Bill Y, Jill Y, our imaginary son and daughter, Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John all have the same favorite song. […]
Local man Dylan Colson, watching television far past 2:00am, is starting to seriously suspect that the hard-hitting news program which features earnest reporters discussing the ins and outs of the “Ab Killer” might not actually […]
You’ve probably seen this ad online. At first I didn’t watch the video because I figured I’d get flooded with computer viruses (like I did last week). But I was curious about something — if grocers […]
Is anyone else TOTALLY confused when you go to purchase a refill printer cartridge? Honestly, I had so many numbers in my head I felt like an air traffic controller when I walked into Office […]