Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive me for my bad behavior. When my brother’s obnoxious girlfriend bragged about how beautiful her new Celtic tattoo was I couldn’t resist telling her it […]
Category: Fiction
Awesome Me
Some people don’t bother telling you how awesome they are, for fear of looking stupid. I have no fear of this for looking stupid is one of the few free things we have left. Most […]
The Dog Show…Off
It’s not as though I’m jealous or resentful of the little hairy beast. Sure he’s got those dark, haunting eyes and that coal-black lustrous mane that smacks of good nutrition and constant grooming, but after […]
Thoreau-back Thursday!
On Thursday, July 23, 1846, Henry David Thoreau was thrown in jail for refusing to pay his poll tax to a government that supported slavery. He took some solace in having enjoyed “Hot Wings Wednesday” […]
Rookie Lawyer Quits Firm After Team-Building Sexual Assault Gone Awry
Rookie lawyer Jonathan Morton has taken an abrupt leave of absence from law firm “Fondlam, Holden, and Wang” after what friends of Morton are calling a “violent team-building sexual assault gone awry.” Morton is believed […]
“That Guy” At Work With The WISHFUL 32″ Waist
Have you seen this guy at work, at the mall, walking through town???? That guy that refused to believe that he can’t fit into his belt from 10 years ago! Then ya have these other […]
How would you like it, if someone turned you on and then left?
I wouldn’t call myself a conservationist but I do conserve money by being mean and not buying presents for anyone including myself. As much as I’m a truly terrible person, a wind of change has […]
Six Best Jobs To Do While Tripping
Let’s face it: a mellow dose of good clean LSD, or a couple of handfuls of crunchy liberty cap mushrooms can really put a little spring in your step and just the right amount sparkle […]
Ah, The Holidays
It’s almost Christmas, again. Ah yes, the season of cheer and office parties you can barely remember due to intoxication levels worthy of a pink-slip. But Christmas these days really means only one thing: Yup, […]