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Bitching Your Way to Good Health

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

My ex-husband said I could bitch a blue streak. He said I could be asleep and still find something to bitch about. I guess he was right. After our divorce I started feeling better. Was […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle

They Don’t Make Car Breakdowns Like They Used To

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I had to pick up one of my friends at the car dealership where her car was getting its computer overhauled.  Apparently, something went kerflooey and her turn signals would not go on if she […]

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6 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipscar breakdowns, fan belts, good samaritans, humor, panty hose

Checking My Brain at the Gate of the Carnival

April 18, 2011April 18, 2011 Pattie Byrd

Recently, we had one of those small carnivals come to our town.  I saw it set up in the parking lot of a vacated business, and I thought what fun.  I didn’t even know those […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipscarnivals, children, corn dogs, cotton candy, entertainment, funnel cakes, funny stories, humor, party, rides, teens

The Deli Wars

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Usually, when I do my “big” shopping, I ask my husband to come along so we can split up the list and get out of the supermarket as quickly as possible.  Our first stop was […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanger, cheese, customer service, Delis, humor, senior citizens

Coping with CRAFT Disease

April 17, 2011August 27, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

As a chronic sufferer of CRAFT disease I can honestly say that it has not been an easy adjustment. At the age forty-five I began developing mild symptoms however by fifty the symptoms worsened. My […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylecraft, disease, funny, humor, medical humor, stories

CrackBerry

April 17, 2011 Narinder Singh

CrackBerry     “Stop it! Don’t do this here!”   “One sec.”   “People are looking at the scene we’re making.”   “Then stop making it.”   “What?!”   “Let me just reply to this […]

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3 CommentsRelationships

Tidbits and Considerations for the Week

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 lbwoodgate

What is it about our culture that needs to cover celebrities and their mundane, routine existence?  Are our own lives so devoid of fulfillment that some are redeemed as they  live vicariously through others in […]

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2 CommentsLifestyleGranny KKK, Hugh Hefner marries 24-tear old center fold, Nicholas Cage drunk, Orange County republicans, Westboro Baptist Church

The Day Jane Fell Out of Her Chair

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 Pattie Byrd

My friend, Jane, walked into the doctor’s office.  When the doctor walked in, he greeted his old friend, “Hello, Jane.  How are you doing today?” “Well, I’ve been better,” Jane said. “What’s wrong?  I noticed […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylechairs, doctors, funny stories, furniture, humor, jokes, medical, medical humor

Wilderness Training 101: Stay in a Hotel

April 17, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter’s boyfriend is an outdoorsman, and this is funny because my daughter is not the woodsy type. His idea of roughing it is sleeping in the woods without a tent; her idea of roughing […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebugs, camping, Dual Survival, funny, hotels, humor, outdoors, room service, wilderness

How your body improves with Age!

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 Mike Oberg

I now have over six decades in this body under my belt. (It gets harder and harder to keep it all under the belt!) In that time, I have learned a few things about body […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifeaging, Body changes, humor

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