This Decade Sucks
Let’s face it: the 2020s have sucked. All of them. Sure, we’re only halfway through, but the bloody writing is on the frosty wall. I have a friend who thinks you only need to get […]
Category: Words to Think Upon
Renovations Make White House Blue
News of the East Wing of the White House, which isn’t there anymore, made me wonder just how many changes have been made to the Executive Mansion over the years. I mean, besides changing its […]
You Should Charge AWAY From Battery Fires
Our theme for 2025’s Fire Prevention Week is “Charge Into Fire Safety”, which I thought was sending the wrong message. Do you want people to Charge Into Fire anything? I submit that we should be […]
Dear President Trump, We Must Inform You That You Are Astonishingly Unsuited To Receive The Nobel Peace Prize.
Official Letter from the Council of the Nobel Peace Prize very officially written to ‘President’ Donald Trump. Dear President Trump, It is my unfortunate duty to inform you that you are horrendously inadequate to […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Pit of Time
How many times has this happened to you? You wanted to do something, but you ran out of time. All of a sudden, you got old. You feel as if time is always getting away […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word – Mibiro
How many times has this happened to you? You spent your whole life working 80 houea a week and spending only enough to eat and to have shelter. Then on impulse you bought a Vermeer […]
Food Stain Apparel – The Bold New Look in Clothing
How many times has this happened to you? Your prospective bosses scheduled your final job interivew at the gourmet Italian Restaurant, Il Machiavelli, when, oh no, pasta sauce escapes from your fork only to land on […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word – Noootice
How many times has this happened to you? You spent hours alphabetizing the spices and herbs. And you poured this ingredients into smaller, smarter looking containers. Perhaps you balanced the checkbook. Maybe you weeded that […]
Misheard Lyrics of the Beach Boys – 2
I used to believe in a lot of things. Then one by one, I discovered that these beliefs to be false. In their place was . . . nothing, leaving me with an ever blander […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Stepping In
Who doesn’t like parties? Finally, you have an exuse to step out in style. Parties also have scrumptious food. The host usually owns the cutest cats and dogs. The other guests look magnificent in their […]