Unicorn Bites 12/8/13

Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and […]

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The No-Good Old Days

If any old fogeys end up reading this, I have one request: please don’t hurt me. Now that I got that out of the way, I will shoot off my big mouth, as always. You […]

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The Internet: Sucked Into Stalking An Ex

Do you ever get shop-vacced into an abyss where anything is possible, nothing ever happens, and time has no meaning? I do. It started twelve minutes after I got my first computer. I am a woman of indefatigable online searches. In the throes of […]

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