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Computer Totin’ Granny

July 17, 2015
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Well, I can’t be a granny because I’m childless, but you get the idea. At my age, I should not be a computer nut. I should be mailing handwritten invitations instead of going on Facebook…

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When My Family Stopped Ruling the World

June 18, 2015
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When My Family Stopped Ruling the World

200 years ago my great, great, great, great grandfather, Napoleon I, lost the battle of Waterloo. In doing so, he lost control of Europe, his position as emperor of France, and my birthright to rule…

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Doctor Economics – What We Should Do With Spammers

April 14, 2015
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Doctor Economics – What We Should Do With Spammers

What is the most annoying aspect of our lives? It is, of course, spam on our computers. Spam is broken down into three basic types: ViagraTM, ways to lengthen your penis, and offers to inherit…

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Bad Artist #10, Computers

October 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #10, Computers

  Love Haiku My dear sweet darling I love you even more than I hate computers. – Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are…

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Hacking Up An Internet Sickness

October 2, 2014
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Hacking Up An Internet Sickness

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   A computer genius/loser at life recently spent several months slaving away, night and day, to hack into the iCloud service and swipe nude photos of numerous celebrities. This goes to…

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A Simple Look At Passwords

July 24, 2014
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A Simple Look At Passwords

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   I have a bad habit of being optimistic about humanity. Oh, in theory that’s a good thing. Let’s all think the best of people! Shouldn’t it be that way? Sure…

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I’m Number One

April 28, 2014
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I’m Number One

The other day I was having serious virus issues (no, I don’t have Ebola, I’m talking about my computer here). My outdated machine kept getting flooded with adware. How old is my computer? — Let’s…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 14, 2014
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People are smarter than computers. We just pretend to be dumber so we won’t make the machines feel bad about themselves. Your computer will never crash until you are almost finished with that super important…

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ZOMBIE BLOGGER

January 24, 2014
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ZOMBIE BLOGGER

I wasn’t always this way. Two years ago I didn’t have a clue as to how to turn on a computer. Didn’t even know what  Safari or Internet Explorer was. I’d see my kids feverishly…

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Unicorn Bites 12/8/13

December 8, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/8/13

Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and chocolate for…

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