The Place to Take a Humor Break
Driving in L.A. is different than in other places. Yes, there’s the traffic and freeways but there’s also the vanity plates. They let drivers announce to their fellow commuters what they do in the entertainment industry. In L.A., there is […]
3-year-old: “Where’s your beard?” Me: “It’s gone?! Is it in your pocket?” 3: “Daddy…” Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: 3: *checks pockets* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2013 Oh, you married a […]
3-year-old: Why did you stop? Me: B/c the car in front of us stopped 3: You can drive over them I’m not letting her drive until she’s 30. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
I have friends who walk anywhere that’s less than two miles from their house. If I could, I’d drive from my living room to my kitchen. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2013 […]
Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have multiple personalities. As far as I can tell, you don’t even have one. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 19, 2013 Autocorrect changed “honor” to “honour” because apparently […]
Dear trucker who tried to hit on me today, Yes, I saw you. How could I not? You were hauling 5 tons of equipment as you drove past me, making motions with your tongue that […]
Very fun interview last night with John Chamberlin, HumorOutcasts writer and Pittsburgh man about town. His YaJagoff blog has garnered him awards from the Pittsburgh press and has landed him some fun speaking gigs in […]
When I’m caught behind a slow left lane driver, venom courses through my veins. I bellow obscenities and entertain despicable thoughts. I become uncivilized. My mother would not be proud. That said, I doubt I’m alone. We all know the frustration: Coming […]
When my uncle was teaching my grandmother to drive at the ripe young age of 65, she was amazed at how many nice people there were on the road who waved to her as she […]
This morning, I watched an elderly lady back her Lincoln into a display of geraniums and an employee at the local nursery The employee yelled, “STOP! STOP!” The lady slammed on her brakes. “You almost […]