The Place to Take a Humor Break
Millions of people across the country were outraged today after distractedly skimming the headline of an article that splashed the cover of a newspaper or a magazine or showed up in their Facebook news feed […]
I wasn’t always this way. Two years ago I didn’t have a clue as to how to turn on a computer. Didn’t even know what Safari or Internet Explorer was. I’d see my kids feverishly […]
Him: Let’s settle this like men. Me: Agreed. *drinks beer and ignores the problem* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 13, 2014 Wife: I’m making pulled pork. Me: Feel free to pull my pork. […]
I hit my wife’s ass with a wooden spoon in the hope it would lead to sex, but it actually led to a spoon fight that I lost. Marriage is hard — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
I have “issues” with taking a sit-down in public restrooms. I am no primadonna. I just have issues and, when the need arises on a roadtrip, I have to seek out a clean, name brand hotel for a […]
Did you know that people who fail to close the lid on the toilet seat don’t go to hell? Nope, they bypass that step, get reincarnated, and then land jobs in advertising. But they get […]
Arguing about politics on Facebook makes roughly the same impression on your friends as pooping your pants in public. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 16, 2013 Sorry I didn’t laugh during your 9-minute-long […]
Just last month, China announced that residents living within a 17-mile radius of Shanghai would be permitted to participate in the same mindless posting enjoyed by the rest of the free world. Today our friends […]
Middle-aged man Brad Taylor has been a user of Facebook since 2007, but he’s recently become disillusioned by the social network. He had long hoped that he could use Facebook to reconnect with attractive females […]