Unicorn Bites #544
4-year-old: What’s hope? Me: The first stage of disappointment. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2014 How women plan a party: 1) Pick a theme 2) Make decorations 3) Cook festive foods How men plan […]
Tag: funny
My Daughter’s Torrid Love Affair with a Bald Man
Knowing once upon a time I was just a wee lass who loved from afar, it arrived as no typhoon in my life when my daughter had her first schoolgirl crush. The recipient of her […]
Unicorn Bites #538
4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don’t have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2014 Me: Why do you have […]
Follow The Rules
There’s a certain code, a certain decorum that must be followed when you casually shoot someone in the back and while this need of polite society is correctly followed, I have no qualm or quibble. […]
Mandatory Penis Regulation
I don’t enjoy being political. My mission statement explicitly states that I am to share humor (or what I perceive to be humor), but after the polls closed on Tuesday, November 4, 2014, an amendment was […]
Election Day Lessons
I’m not sure if you noticed, but yesterday was Election Day. Depending on who you bet on, today either feels like the beginning of something good or you expect one of the four horsemen of […]