The Place to Take a Humor Break
Jill Y and I may not have the perfect relationship but we don’t detest each other and that’s a first for both of us. I thought her how to fart the theme tune to The […]
Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on […]
If you slap yourself and you feel it, you’ll know you are here. If you’re happy and you know it, people will wonder what you have been smoking. Never lend your favorite black marking pen […]
Even though everyone reading this post is an animal, many people carry myths about animals around in their heads. How’s your Animal IQ? Take the Animal Mythbusters true-false test and find out! Exhibit A […]
Relationship status: I sent my wife a Facebook invite to a party in my pants. She chose “will not attend.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, 2014 Me: I meant to do that. Wife: You […]
My 2-year-old just shouted, “What the hell?!” I’d be mad, but she said it when we ran out of Cheez-Its, so it seemed appropriate. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2014 4-year-old: Why don’t you […]
