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When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 Me: Call me Iron Man! Wife: Seriously? Every fucking time? Me: […]
My name is Abesaloma Kapule and I am a 26-year-old shoelace from the Polynesian Island of Puka-Puka. My father is a Blue Tribal Turtle Flip Flop from Bora Bora and my mother is a Tahitian […]
3-year-old: Daddy Me: 3: Dad Me: 3: Dad! Me: 3: DAD! Me: WHAT?! 3: I love mommy the most. Thanks for the update. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 30, 2014 I don’t see why I […]
Stacey Roberts is part of the HumorOutcasts family. We are so happy that his hilarious book Trailer Trash With A Girl’s Name was finally released this month. Learn about this fascinating man, talented writer and […]
Our imaginary son is now six. Well, he’s not real but if he was and was born six years ago, he would now be six and if there’s one thing he’s good at, it’s everything. […]
Some say that this day was always going to happen. Like something that’s inevitable, they said that this was inevitable. On reflection, it’s hard to disagree with them but hindsight is not afforded to all. […]
There was a time in the history of opera when singers ruled. If you had a great voice, it wouldn’t matter if you looked like a gorilla. You were in. Stage directors would never dare […]
Me: Do you think Luke Skywalker is hot? Wife: No, he’s lukewarm. M: W: M: W: M: W: If you tweet that I said that, I’ll kill you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014 […]
Are these soldiers: a) Fleeing to their barracks because George W. Bush has just started his “Mission Accomplished” speech? b) Victors in a game of Capture The Flag? Or c) Doing a foot race to […]