Why Are We Spying On The French?

An international furor was sparked when WikiLeaks released it’s “Espionnage Elysee” report, which showed extensive spying on the French by the NSA that included recorded eavesdropping of French President Francois Hollande and his two predecessors […]

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Go Google Go

There’s a reason for most things. This is one of them:

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You’re never too old for a haircut.

This guy is too old for his haircut:

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Uncertainty v Certainty

Even now I’m not sure what the argument was about. I know there was mention of ninjas, albino trout and robotic surgical systems and I know Jill Y was massively disappointed with me over something. […]

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Unicorn Bites 8/12/14

My recent Google searches: calories burned sitting calories burned chewing gum calories burned vigorously chewing gum pie recipes — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2014 2-year-old: *mumbles* Me: What did she say? 4-year-old: She said […]

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Unicorn Bites 5/28/14

There’s nothing like a tricked-out Honda Civic to let the world know you were too busy being a badass to finish high school. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 28, 2014 “How loud do I have […]

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My imaginary five-year-old niece is a better writer than Dan Brown and here’s the Google to prove it.

Hate is such a strong word that I hate to use it unless I’m talking about my complete and utter lack of understanding of how magnets work. If for some unknown, sick reason, I want […]

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