Unicorn Bites 3/24/14
Wife: Are you OK to drive? Me: I passed a breathalyzer. Wife: That’s your iPhone, and you licked it. Me: Are you a cop? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 24, 2014 3-year-old: What happened to […]
Tag: iPhone
Unicorn Bites 2/4/14
A student was injured when her iPhone started on fire. Apple pointed out the burns were more stylish than those caused by Android devices. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014 I thought a beard […]
Dear Auto-Correct,
Dear Auto-Correct, I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just going to let you know the way the kids are doing it these days. I’m going to write it on the interwebs. No, […]
The NSA Called To Tell Me…
Now that we know the NSA has been listening in on our cell phone conversations, it seems they no longer feel the need to keep their presence a secret. As a matter of fact, they […]
Year ‘Round Spirit?
Traditionally, right around now, many people ask, “Why can’t we have this kind of spirit all year long?” My answer to that is, “We do, and soon we’ll have even more of it.” […]
The Middle-Aged Toddler With the iPhone
I have a thing about phones. They are a necessary evil, like paying taxes or getting your teeth filled. Email is one of the greatest gifts the 20th Century gave mankind, because it freed us […]
Thanks, But No Thanks
Studies have indicated that 67% of cell phones meet their demise after getting wet, with 78% of those phones meeting their end after plunging into a toilet. A third party company is now combating this […]