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Random Thought 15

October 13, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

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Random Thought 13

October 13, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayabsurd, bizarre, jarod kintz, love, ridiculous, sanitation gloves, strange

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October 9, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If loving someone is putting them in a strait jacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayabsurd, jarod kintz, love, ridiculous

Red-Eye Etiquette

August 29, 2011September 1, 2011 Wilma Jammer

So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Relationshipsairline, airplane, comedy, flight, fly, flying, fun, funny, funny stories, humor, love, marriage, men, red-eye, women

Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women


June 18, 2011June 18, 2011 Joseph Boxer

  This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]

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9 CommentsRelationships, Words to Think Upondating, humor, love, men, relationships, women

Trailer Park Romance and the Viagra Overdose

June 14, 2011July 27, 2011 Inactive

I got a call from my girlfriend, Ginger, on Friday. She said that she would be coming over to my place in an hour or so, and that I should get ready to have some […]

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4 CommentsOngoing Series, Relationshipshumor, love, nuns, romance, trailer park

Trying to Get Men to Date

May 31, 2011June 2, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I was helping a guy friend fill out a profile for a dating site.  This was a new experience for me.  Usually, I am called in to help my female friends build a profile that […]

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19 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdating, dating sites, humor, love, men, relationships, religion, women

Six Word Memoirs

May 24, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

The objective of  Six Word Memoirs is to generate a story or a special moment using  six word only.  Today my Six Word Memoirs was inspired by my husband Pete.  I was feeling down and needed a bit of tea and sympathy  – […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Words to Think Upondancing, happy, love, wedding music

The Collateral Damage of a Friend’s Breakup

May 15, 2011June 29, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

One of my friends was unceremoniously dumped over a Burger King lunch.  The week or so before this traumatic event, she was convinced that her beloved was going to pop the question, and he did, […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbroken hearts, friendships, hate, humor, insults, love, men, relationships, women

Wilderness Survival – the Sequel

May 13, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

This was a text message from my daughter:  “Mom, I need to get a fishing license.” Naturally, I texted back: “You do know that fishing is an outdoor activity, right?” Her response: “I know where […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscamping, daughters, Dual Survival, fishing, humor, love

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