It All Became Clear
It was the least of times. It was the worst of times. I struggled all morning to gather all the information to complete my taxes. Did you know that passwords exist for the sole purpose […]
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I Have Questions
You have been warned. This sign confuses me. It reads: “Prop 65 Furniture Warning” When I first saw it, reflection from the Sun produced glare that obliterated the letters “rni” in the word “Furniture.” The […]
Deep Thought Man Ponders Time Travel
Deep Thought Man #14 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Boook
Sometimes a word is so useful and necessary that it had been crying in the ether to be coined. Once used, we all wonder, “It’s so obvious now. How do we ever get along […]
What I Did Today
Ravioli punch hid for a long time Busy, busy day. I’m exhaustedand hurting. 1) Woke up. Good start to the day. 2) Got up. Right away, Go me! The Energizer Bunny(tm), you bet. 3) Had […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Memewipe
Why can’t we post brilliant things on Facebook(tm)? Is it because we are never quite clever enough? No, brilliant memes assault our eyes the moment we sign on to our Facebook feed. These memes drives […]
Vera the Virus Starts a Business – Part One
Vera the Virus is tired of being poor. Vera the Virus #4, 12/28/2023 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published […]
How to Rule Any Country You Want
Emperor La Fong’s favorite castle It’s easy! Simply share this blog to a few people and you will be given absolute power over some tiny nation. But wait, there’s more. The size of your dominion […]
You Need to See a Pomegranate
Sometimes you gotta do and see something, but not for the usual big reasons. Sometimes you need to up and see things just ‘cuz. And here it is, a pomegranate. Just ‘cuz. You need to […]