Nobody Loves Me
Nobody loves me. When my little sister was born, my mother looked at her and said, “What a sweet baby!” When I was born, she looked at me and said, “What the hell is this?” […]
Tag: relationships
Ask Dr. Snee: The New AIDS
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Ask Dr. Snee. I’m your doctor, Dr. Snee. In honor of the passing of Richard Dawson, I’ve changed things up a bit today. I’m still answering your medical […]
It’s Weiner Wednesday
One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means: […]
ONE BODY – ONE FLESH
I love food and food loves me. It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh. I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Don’t wear a pair of Espadrilles in the rain. Your feet will never recover from the emotional trauma. If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do […]
Decoding Men
Several times this month, I had lunch or dinner with women who are extremely frustrated with the various men in their lives. In short, they are tired of trying to figure them out. So, in an […]
Why Mother’s Day Sucks
Mother’s Day. Every damn year we celebrate this holiday. Sorry, this “day.” I mean, can we really call it a “holiday”? Would the post-office stop delivering mail or the banks close if Mother’s Day was […]
Relationships and Blogs
Relationships are a lot like writing for a blog. When it’s new, you’re excited about doing it every day, then it starts to get boring, and you run out of things to say, so you […]
That Crafty G-Spot
Scientists say they have physically located the elusive G-Spot which theoretically is responsible for a woman’s heightened sexual pleasure. And now on a NOT so surprising note: it wasn’t anywhere near where men have been […]
The Courtship of Prince Nigel
Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and […]