We’re Goin’ Ridin’ on the 3 Way of Love
My first New York boyfriend was a doctor who was much older than I was. When he took me to meet his parents I thought, Wow, this is a really nice cemetery. He subscribed to […]
Tag: relationships
Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said
You ever have one of those days? You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in. We embarrass ourselves and suddenly it’s […]
Jenna Talackova, the Miss Universe Pageant and Me
I just read that Jenna Talackova is going to be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant. Apparently, there was a question of whether she could meet the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada. […]
Matchmaking for Mediocrity
I was sitting in a doctor’s waiting room bored out of my mind waiting for my friend to come out from her exam. In an effort not to fall asleep, I reached for a magazine […]
Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You
Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against the […]
The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You
I have a 6th sense when it comes to knowing how to push people’s buttons. Normally I try to avoid such unpleasantness. Unfortunately that’s not always possible. I realize what I’m about to say will […]
Indestructible
I was watching the reality show about Joan and Melissa Rivers. In this episode, Melissa Rivers found out that her boyfriend of three years was seeking out new sexual partners on the internet. So, she […]