Month: August 2014
Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
Stage Directors The average opera has several principal singers, a few comprimario singers (opera speak for bit players), a chorus and sometimes dancers. Some supernumeraries might also be hired to carry big stuff, sit or […]
Why Size Matters
For the last several months I’ve been living one of those science fiction stories where the protagonist knows something that the rest of the world doesn’t. It’s time to get it off my chest, so […]
Unicorn Bites 8/2/14
4-year-old: Can I have donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Me: No. 4: Why? Me: No one deserves that much happiness. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 2, 2014 My mom: You can never disappoint me Me: Aw, thanks My mom: […]
I led a different life.
People ask me if I’ve always been such a caring, sensitive, people-loving person and I usually tell them that I have. Truth be known, for the first two years of my life, I led a […]
Why You Shouldn’t Watch The New ’50 Shades of Grey’ Trailer
Have you seen this? The new “50 Shades of Grey” trailer is intended to make us salivate for the new movie, but all it does is remind us why we hate car commercials and bad song remakes. Click here […]
Åland Semolina Pancake and Nude Winter Marathons
Finnish Breakfast ÅLAND SEMOLINA PANCAKE WITH PRUNE SAUCE INGREDIENTS – PANCAKE 2¾ cups milk ¾ cup semolina or Cream of WheatTM ½ tablespoon cardamom 4 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt ¾ cup sugar 1 cup flour […]
Ancient Creature Found Washed Up on Beach
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA – Two teenage boys walking along the beach made a startling discovery yesterday when they found an ancient creature that had washed up on the shore. It made very little movement and […]
Unicorn Bites 8/1/14
Harvard did a 75-year-long study to find out what makes men happy. The final report was one word: “Blowjobs.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 1, 2014 4-year-old: Why do you drive a van and not […]
Unicorn Bites 7/31/14
Me: My computer broke IT guy: What have you tried so far? Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 1, 2014 The enemy of my […]