The Place to Take a Humor Break
ARDMORE, Pennsylvania. Kyle Orthnutt is to all appearances a typical twelve-year-old boy, but instead of oiling up his mitt as Little League season approaches, he’s staring off into the distance, his mind on something other […]
Mexican Appetizer CHICHARRONES INGREDIENTS 2 pounds pork skin* 1 cup lard ½ teaspoon salt * = The best source is a Mexican supermarket. It can be quite difficult to find online. SPECIAL UTENSIL electric skillet […]
Captain Pizarro surveyed the yellow-orange expanse and announced that we were going to eat those hot dogs or die. Pale-faced Lieutenant Kelso staggered to his feet to voice his support before pitching forward into a […]
My car insurance company mailed me a very polite letter. A letter, printed on paper, thanking me for choosing the NO-PAPER option in all our correspondence. “You’re welcome, insurance company”, I wrote in a letter […]
NEEDHAM, Mass. Cindi Swarthmore is a young mother of two who maintains the slim, girlish figure of her college days by an assiduous devotion to exercise. “Sunday is spinning, Monday is cardio kick-boxing, Tuesday is […]
The whole genderless thing has now been inflicted on even that most American of characters- Mr. Potato Head and his family. Hasbro, the manufacturer of Mr. Potato Head that has been a Christmas stocking […]
We won the war. We brought the Nazis to their knees, not some namby-pamby foot soldier who probably counted dodging Spam thrown in the mess halls as combat experience. Yes sir, it was me and […]
