A Reading From The Book of Jovi
Time to peek inside the hidden depths of the mind of Bill Y. When I was littler, I asked Santa for the Millennium Falcon. This is what Santa brought me instead. Now, is it any […]
Unicorn Bites 1/16/14
When I picked up my 3-year-old daughter from daycare, a little boy said, “She’s my girlfriend.” It was cute, but I still maced him. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2014 My goal in life […]
AND YOU’RE OUT!
A California Little League coach has turned his volunteer job into a mega paying one. The coach tore his Achilles tendon when he was hit by a helmet thrown by one of his 14-year-old players […]
Sports Body Painters Bug Me
SPORTS FAN BODY PAINTERS PUZZLING Sports fans are crazy, I’ve proven that. But here’s one I’ve never been able to figure: the bare chested painted warblers. You’ve seen them, right, the hairless naked-from-the-waist-up guys standing […]
A Night At The Opera House
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Years ago I shopped at a place called Excel Home Furnishings on the north side of the Noble County Courthouse square. (I didn’t actually buy anything; I was still young […]
A True Soda Jerk… I Mean Jagoff
This can happen anywhere you find a “free refills” soda fountain. We just happened to have this happen at an Arby’s and didn’t have the guts to click a pic of the person who we’re […]
Shoot For Success
DISCLAIMER: I’ll admit that I don’t own a gun. So,on the topic of guns I’m like Nancy Reagan and her Just Say No campaign on drugs — I lack personal experience with the issue, so […]
Never Say Neigh
This is the first excerpt from Never Say Neigh, the award-winning book written by that great equine writer Noah Vail and his human muse Mary Farr! I love the word yes. Yes rings of escapades. […]
Bill Y Presents – A Joke That Ends With Prayer.
Before we begin todays proceedings, I don’t want any “I’m blonde and I’ve a PHD in make-up” or “How dare you, my sister is blonde and she’s a guitar technician for Bon Jovi” or “Not […]
Unicorn Bites 1/15/14
If you’re lactose intolerant, eat more beef. It won’t help your condition. It’ll just teach those cows a lesson for trying to kill you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 15, 2014 Me: Where’s the remote? […]