How would you like it, if someone turned you on and then left?

 I wouldn’t call myself a conservationist but I do conserve money by being mean and not buying presents for anyone including myself. As much as I’m a truly terrible person, a wind of change has […]

Unicorn Bites 11/13/13

3-year-old: Why did you stop? Me: B/c the car in front of us stopped 3: You can drive over them I’m not letting her drive until she’s 30. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]

Traveling Faster than Superman!

I remember watching the reruns of Star Trek as a kid and thinking, “If only we could beam ourselves anywhere we wanted to go.” Well, that is not going to happen anytime soon; however, entrepreneur […]

I don’t write for The Hull Times so don’t even think about sending me hate mail. I have enough hate mail to last me 678 times longer than the rest of the career of Bon Jovi and that’s a conservative estimate. Does anyone know how to apply for a passport?

Back Where they Belong  

Unicorn Bites 11/12/13

You’re officially an adult when you realize pessimism and wisdom are basically the same thing. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2013 Some pregnant women crave fruit or chocolate. My wife ate a […]