The words speak for themselves
I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]
Unicorn Bites 11/21/13
Me: Let’s go to a photographer 3: I’m scared of tigers M: I said "photographer." He takes pictures 3: Don't let a tiger take my picture — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2013 […]
Rich White U.S. Boomers Shown to be Most Repulsive Creatures in Universe
A new study by The Institute for Informed Discrimination has determined that the upper income fifty to seventy year-old heterosexual white American male is the most reviled creature in the universe. This is the first […]
The Career Path
Some business guru wrote an article “Why grades, degrees and work experience are not the keys to success.” I guess sleeping with your boss is still the way to go!
Hoosiers Go Hog Wild In China
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK We here in rural Indiana don’t tend to think of ourselves as being part of the big worldwide picture. In fact, many people from the east and west coasts can’t […]
The New Barbie!
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? In keeping with all the Hollywoodites who provide plastic surgeons with cushy cushy lifestyles, this doll is more contemporary than her predecessors – she comes with implants! […]
THROWBACK THURSDAY, 1974
Happiest pardoned turkey ever.
That Pre-Holiday Haircut
I enter a corner gas station that has incredibly narrow parking spots. Just before I kill the engine, I hear a loud bang. My car shakes a bit. Yup, the guy next to me just […]
‘Tis the season for WOOOOOing
Not the romantic kind, the in-your-face and obnoxious kind of wooing that takes place during any sports event or if you’re in a wide shot on television. The holidays bring out the worst in this […]
On TV Everyday Is Christmas!
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