Moderate Max Mollifies My Musings About Elvis
The anniversary of Elvis’s death is a week off but my former neighbor Crazy Lyle has insisted for years Elvis isn’t really dead. But then, who is buried in his grave? When burdened with such […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
The anniversary of Elvis’s death is a week off but my former neighbor Crazy Lyle has insisted for years Elvis isn’t really dead. But then, who is buried in his grave? When burdened with such […]
Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately […]
In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put […]
Real author, horse extraordinaire, Noah Vail So, this was the reaction I got from Spruce when I told him that I was named Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the month. I suppose that wasn’t necessarily […]
Most people (especially historians) underestimate the importance of facial hair in history. For instance, Hitler’s mustache allowed him to conquer most of Europe, while the hairless Winston Churchill didn’t even try. Of course, Stalin’s far-bushier […]
The time to hold my head up high is now. I know there are many among you who think that I should hang my head in shame but that’s not going to happen. If you […]
How are key parties done now? Not everyone carries keys because we can get into our houses with just a security code and into our cars with keyless entry? Asking for a friend.
Did you ever have a philosophy that became all-consuming? My wife does – one requirement dictating her every move: “Park in the Shade.” She can awake, start the day to the agony of a clanking […]