Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind my helpful but absentminded husband that he must first boil the 8-dozen eggs before dyeing and hiding them for the church’s Easter Egg Hunt, Amen. This Friday Humor Devotional was sponsored […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength to explain to my redneck neighbor that the Harlem Shake is not a diet drink for overweight New York rappers, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for torturing my annoying obsessive/compulsive, germ phobic boss. Filling her hand sanitizer bottles with corn syrup, then watching her frantically grabbing tissues after I sneezed on her, was too funny to pass up, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]

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Not A Leg To Stand On

Today’s News: In Pretoria, South Africa Oscar Pistorius continues to be investigated for the murder of his model girlfriend. The main focus being argued is if the Olympian charged with killing his girlfriend is a flight […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane.  After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me. When the veterinarian’s office called about having our dog spayed they asked me, “How old is the bitch?” I instinctively gave them my wife’s birthday, Amen.

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The Good News Is

  In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in […]

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