A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life Excerpt
Toys, Tennis Balls and Games If you are a puppy, you will think everything from shoes to socks to toilet paper are toys. But the sad truth is NONE of these are toys, and if […]
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The Irrefutable Difference between Dogs and Cats
Let me start by saying I love dogs. I’m also one of the few dog lovers who love cats. In a utopian society both species would happily coexist with one another. However, in reality their […]
HO! HO! HO! Happy Holidays from HumorOutcasts to You
Please sing to Jingle Bells! HO HO HO HO HO HO It’s time to spread our cheer Wishing you a Merry Christmas And a wonderful new year HO HO HO HO HO HO May Santa […]
Unicorn Bites #560
Wife: Do I need to wear makeup today? Me: Nah. Nobody’s going to look at you Wife: Me: I mean you’re pretty without it Wife: Nailed it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 14, 2014 /blockquote>< […]
Cuckoo over Coconut Oil?
Natural health remedies fascinate me. I am always reading articles about Mother Nature’s cure alls. In recent months, coconut oil has been stealing the headlines. The stuff has been touted as a super food and […]
Let The Dogs Out
You are probably aware that last week two members of the Secret Service’s K-9 unit thwarted a would-be White House intruder. Considering all of the recent bungling by the Secret Service and the understandable bad […]
Why We Need Alcohol Sniffing Dogs
I have a relative who is a doctor. This helps me stay healthy, but not because I receive info about proper diet and lifestyle. Nope, I hear stories about bad doctors who they struggle to […]
It’s A Wet Dog’s Life
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Sometimes I wish my dog could talk. Other times I realize how very, very good it is that he can’t. Bae—we named him Beowulf, although for all I know he […]
Dear Ryan Gosling, Please Break Up With Eva
Ryan Gosling has been in the news recently because he allegedly got Evan Mendes pregnant. He hasn’t denied it but I won’t believe it until the DNA test is complete. Even then, I’m sure she […]
Dear NSA: No Need To Spy on Me
Once again, we have learned that the NSA has been spying on Americans. The reason for the spying seems to be certain people’s political affiliations and personal associations. So, just in case the NSA thinks […]