It’s A Wet Dog’s Life
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Sometimes I wish my dog could talk. Other times I realize how very, very good it is that he can’t. Bae—we named him Beowulf, although for all I know he […]
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Dear Ryan Gosling, Please Break Up With Eva
Ryan Gosling has been in the news recently because he allegedly got Evan Mendes pregnant. He hasn’t denied it but I won’t believe it until the DNA test is complete. Even then, I’m sure she […]
Dear NSA: No Need To Spy on Me
Once again, we have learned that the NSA has been spying on Americans. The reason for the spying seems to be certain people’s political affiliations and personal associations. So, just in case the NSA thinks […]
Would You Name YOUR Dog Voldemort?
So you don’t want to give your dog an ordinary name like Fido. And you love books. So, naturally, you turn to your favorite literary classics when it’s time to name the new puppy. The […]
The Camp Out
Confession time: We accidentally left Frankie outside overnight. Okay, before anyone calls Pet Protective Services—if there is such a department, let me explain. We decided to turn in early. My husband went straight to our […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Heidi Clements
This week, HumorOutcasts radio welcomed producer/comedywriter Heidi Clements to the show. As many know, Heidi’s book Welcome to Heidi has created more than a stir not only in Hollywood but everywhere. Both women and men […]
Author Paul R. De Lancey My Writing Process – Blog Tour
Author Paul R. De Lancey My Writing Process – Blog Tour May 12, 2014 My name is Paul R. De Lancey. It has been that way since birth. Today is my day to participate in […]
A Dog’s Life – What a Lie
There is no bigger lie than the phrase, “Working like a dog.” Mojo naps on her plush doggie bed, snorting dreamy sighs before her evening walk. Collapsing on the couch, my husband and I […]
Bean and Bacon Soup and Mussolini
American Soup BEAN AND BACON SOUP INGREDIENTS 1 pound dry navy beans (4 cups) 4 cups water 1 pound bacon 1 medium carrot 1 celery stalk 1 yellow onion 1 garlic clove 1 pound tomatoes […]
Dog Days of Award Season
News outlets this morning flashed pictures of stars who didn’t win the Golden Globe award last night. The photos displayed captions such as “the most awkward didn’t win” face. There were twice as many photos […]